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Theme" Beach

Type: funny

Article: National News

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Crabs Invasion on the Beach

Crabs around beaches in the U.S. are invading. The cause of this invasion is unknown. It started at midnight on May 2nd. Scientists are trying to figure it out and trying to stop this invasion. Everyone is worried about the spread of crabs. The crabs are acting strangely. Crabs are ruining the beach lately. No beach means no fun.



The crabs jump up and down and rollover. They even do cartwheels. Several people have complained that the crabs are eating their food at the beaches. When the crabs can't get food, the crabs get upset and begin to pinch people. If they don't eat, they will continue chasing people around until they are fed. When people stop bring desserts to the beach, the crabs will get mad and bring the sands into the ocean. As a result, there were fewer sands on the beach! Now kids are whining because they do not have sands to play.



Experts at Joe's Crab Shack and Red Lobster have been called in to help. The city will hold an emergency meeting on the beach tonight at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served. Residents are asked to bring their own utensils, shell crackers and melted butter. So now everyone will have crabs for dinner.Is this ok? Help make it better if so? (grammar)?
Hey, i edited it a little, but its still up to you what to do. :)



Crabs Invasion on the Beach

Crabs around the beaches of United States are invading! The cause of this invasion is unknown, but it is known that this started at the midnight of May 2nd! Biologists are trying to figure this out and are trying to stop this invasion. Everyone is worried about the spread of crabs because the crabs are acting very strangely. The crabs are ruining the beach, and, no beach means no fun.



The crabs jump up, jump down and even rollover. Strangely enough, they even do cartwheels. Several people have complained that the crabs are eating their food at the beaches, and when the crabs fail to get food, they get upset and begin to pinch people violently! If they don't eat, they start chasing people around until they are fed. Also, when people stop bringing desserts to the beach, the crabs get real mad and bring the sands into the waters. As a result, there are fewer sands on the beach! Now kids are whining because they do not have sands to play with anymore.



Experts at Joe's Crab Shack and Red Lobster have been called into action. The city will hold an emergency meeting on the beach tonight at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served. But residents are asked to bring their own utensils, shell crackers and melted butter. Now everyone will have crabs for dinner.
Hi, I think it might be easier to help if you let us know what you are writing this for. Is this a school assignment? If so, what grade?Is this ok? Help make it better if so? (grammar)?
very creative and interesting

couple of minor grammer changes.

Crabs Invasion on the Beach

Crabs are invading beaches in the U.S. The cause of this invasion is unknown. It started at midnight on May 2nd. Scientists are trying to figure it out and trying to stop this invasion. Everyone is worried about the spread of crabs. The crabs are acting strangely. They are ruining the beach and no beach means no fun.



The crabs jump up and down and rollover. They even do cartwheels. Several people have complained that the crabs are eating their food at the beaches. When the crabs can't get food they get upset and begin to pinch people. If they don't eat, they will continue chasing people around until they are fed. When people stop bring desserts to the beach the crabs will get mad and (take or carry) the sand into the ocean. As a result, there is less sand on the beach! Now children are whining because they do not have sand to play in.



Experts at Joe's Crab Shack and Red Lobster have been called in to help. The city will hold an emergency meeting on the beach tonight at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served. Residents are asked to bring their own utensils, shell crackers and melted butter. So now everyone will have crabs for dinner.
Crabs Invasion on the Beach



Crabs are invading beaches in the U.S. The cause of this invasion is unknown, it started around midnight on May 2nd. Scientists are trying to figure it out and trying to stop this invasion, and now everyone is worried about the spread of crabs. The crabs are acting strangely, and they are ruining the beach. And guess what... no beach means no fun!



The crabs jump up and down and rollover, you'll even see them doing cartwheels! Several people have complained that the crabs are eating their food at the beaches. When the crabs can't get food they get upset and begin to pinch people. If your still being arrogant and don't feed them, don't be surprised if they chase you until they get what they want. When people stop bring desserts to the beach, the crabs will get mad and take or carry the sand into the ocean. As a result, there is less sand on the beach! Now children are whining because they do not have sand to play in.



Experts at Joe's Crab Shack and Red Lobster have been called in to help. The city will hold an emergency meeting on the beach tonight at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served. Residents are asked to bring their own utensils, shell crackers and melted butter. So now everyone will have crabs for dinner, if you don't like seafood, get used to it!
I think it's funny. You should try combining some of your ideas into longer sentences though. You want the article to flow and not be a collection of facts. The middle paragraph needs some work towards the end when you are talking about the crabs taking the sand. "The crabs will get mad and bring sands into the ocean" can be explained better. Below I wrote an example of how to combine your sentences. Good luck!



Crabs invade the Beach



At the stroke of midnight, on May 2nd, crabs mysteriously started to invade local beaches. The crabs are acting strange as they ruin the beach and destroy everyones fun. Scientists have been working tirelessly to stop the spread of the crabs and have been unable to explain the reason for the recent phenemenon.



The crabs jump up, down, rollover, and even do cartwheels. Several people have complained that the crabs are devouring their food. Any attempt to withhold food from them has only made them angrier. They become upset and pinch people...