Do You Think Mike Spangler Is Cool?

This kid nobody likes is really friggin awesome. He plays bass in a band and he likes a whole bunch of stuff. Like toasters, chicken noodle soup, and green umbrellas. This kid has a very nice looking fetus attached to the left side of his face. He named it Wes. He has a mole on the tip of his left nut. He named it Conor. The only thing that he hates is Luke Skywalker. He wants to beat Luke with a cow bell named B.J.



He works at a resaurant called "Dirty Dick's Crab Shack" and his fellow employees are never employee of the month because Mike never is either. That is because they don't have that award.



Everything Mike does is fun, and i think you should tell me if mike is the coolest or what. He likes The Thong Song by Sisqo. He also loves to say "Excalliber!" and "pumpernicle!"



I am running out of characters and this is a very important question that needs to be answered so for the conclusion of this biography, I will have to say one thing, and one thing only. WE ALL LOVE MIKE!Do You Think Mike Spangler Is Cool?
If by "Cool" you mean weird, retarted and ugly. Then yes. He's "Cool" .